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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Wolverine is a wimp

What else would you call a guy who is so chicken that even though he has an indestructible metal skeleton and a healing factor that allows him to recover from pretty much every injury ever, still feels so insecure that he needs to travel to the Orient to take lessons in self-defense?

5 comments:

Hoba Chi said...

I think that he just wants to be more efficient at whacking people.

He might have also went to the orient pre-adamantium.

Hoba Chi said...

I'm pretty sure I was distracted from all story holes and other suckiness that might have crept into the new Wolverine movie because they made Hugh Jackman look so great throughout the entire movie. Just when I was thinking "hey, what?" or something like that, there would be Wolverine running around without his shirt on, and then I would be thinking "he's so beautiful!" for several minutes until I forgot what I was objecting to.

Eyepoke said...

Good movie. They finally just gave up on making Hugh Jackman look short though, and pretty much ditched the Wolverine hair too. No big deal though.

Hoba Chi said...

Ha ha that was Timpani, not Erik saying how beautiful Hugh Jackman is!

Eyepoke said...

lol