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Sunday, April 6, 2008

St. Elicebmi's Code

Did you just search for "Help me St. Elicebmi of Aixelsyd!" to help you break a mysterious code?
Then thou hast come to the right place!

The code thou seekest to break is two fold.

Needest thou help to read page one? Clickest thou here.

Needest thou help to read page two? Clickest thou here.

Hast broken either or both unaided? Braggest thou here.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

St. Elicebmi

St. Elicebmi of Aixelsyd, Patron Saint of The Sabbath, of the unusually wise and of the unusually foolish. Known for observing a Sabbath of rest on every day of the week. Patron Saint of those seeking to repent of lustful thoughts. Also Patron Saint of milling, machinery, and all labor saving devices. Said by some to be patron saint of modern technology such as such as the internet, cell phones and movies. Saint also of the Arts and Entertainment. Condemer of bad artists, actors, and writers. Said : "A hour spent idle, or in feasting is an hour not spent in sin". Taught that men were by nature foolish and that trying to be wise of themselves was mostly a waste of time.