Daily GUIDE-ance:

Monday, December 1, 2008

Insult of the Day has been discontinued for the month of December. Instead we are happy to annouce, in the interest of spreading holiday cheer, our new daily Advice column!


timpani76 said...

"Try to wiggle less when typing" is the ultimate in foolish advice. My cat (who sits on my lap while I'm on the pc) would probably agree with it though.

Other foolish advice-
Go play in traffic
Credit cards are your friend
Black Friday is the best time for holiday shopping (if you want to get trampled to death)

Renae said...

John, I just wanted to tell you that you are a ding a dornger. Your cat's brain is bigger than yours probably. Love you!