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Thursday, November 6, 2008

America has BO!

While everybody (except Brad - thank Bob one of us is still sane!) is all wrapped up in this political jag, allow me to share two moments that I found funny. I hope this doesn’t come across as too mean spirited… but come on!- funny is funny, everybody’s silly feelings aside!

1) I read it on someone's blog:
"I’m cool with Obama… I just worry about some of the other Dem(ocrats) who got in on his shirttails who may be inexperienced or incompetent -even the newspapers said so!"

2) A neighbor admitted to me that he voted for BO because : "I, ya know, believe in hope and change and the future"

19 comments:

pie-seas79 said...

Man, yesterday was the day to be on your blog apparently! I wish I had had something profound to add to the discussions! I have to say that I would have taken Liz's route with the "intruder". Only I may have been more rude and used some clever words:)! I am in no way humble or meek but, it's something that my PB has told me to work on.
America has BO!! I just got it! Man, I'm a dork!

lizS said...

what's a pb?

Renae said...

Colista is taking prophetic counsel from her lunch. (Peanut Butter Sandwich) LOL!

BTW, I've been feeling bad about digging on you Liz all day & yesterday. I don't know what to say because I just don't like it when all people know about us is what we put on our profiles (LDS) and then they get jumped on, deservedly or not. I hate fighting. Anyway, I wasn't trying to point out faults and say "I'm better than you." I wish you would stop the "Renae is perfect" stuff, because I soooooo don't deserve it! I have my problems too, many of them. Liz, you have many good qualities that I could cultivate. You are more caring than I am, for one. Are we cool. I love you bunches, just so you know.

Renae said...

I'm giggling to myself picturing Colista peering into her Batman lunch box and begging advice of her Magic Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich of Psychic Wisdom.

lizS said...

lol! prophetic peanut butter! i love it. i thought of poor boy. her poor boy is telling her to work on stuff! anyway, please clear up the confusion colista before we all pee our pants!

Renae said...

Patriarcal Blessing

pie-seas79 said...

yeppers Renae, you got it! I like the prophetic sandwich visions though! wouldn't it be funny to sit in a food court somewhere and "consult" my lunch whilst people stare! ha!

Anonymous said...

Colista, you don't check in everyday?! You miss half the insults!!! What's the matter with you? Let the kids skip a meal or two!

The PB thing is funny.

J

Bruce said...

i was thinking of perfict body.

lizS said...

patriarchal blessing, duh. well isn't my face red?

pie-seas79 said...

Usually I do read everday but, some days I don't get to catch up on everything if I was uber busy like I was yesterday.
My perfect body wants me to work on me being humble and meek!!! That freakin cracks me up for more than one reason!! lol

The Marinator said...

Have you guys ever watched Muppets From Space? Gonzo gets advice from his sandwich in the movie. I think I'll watch it tonight. That movie always makes me laugh! Ok, wait, I'll have to watch it Sunday...after I'm done reading New Moon.

The Marinator said...

BTW - I liked the tall glass of saliva insult! SOOOO gross! HA!

Anonymous said...

Aaahhh... I live for such praise!

J

Kitsunexus said...

Peanut butter sandwiches do not exist.

Bruce said...

kit, how dare you say such a thing. next your going to say that there is no such thing as the great pumkin. and i dont suppose you beleave harry potter is real eigther do you?

Kitsunexus said...

Harry Potter does eightballs? 0_o

Eyepoke said...

Funny is funny, like I said. The PB sandwich not existing. I laughed.

But I have to ask, K-dog,- I thought you hated me? I mean, after all, I noticed BHO's voting record and thought it was bad.

(And called him every name in the book, but hey- whats life worth if you can't abuse politicians? It's what they're there for!)

If you are planning on being civil and witty in the future, cool, that'd be swell. We like a well articulated contrary opinion. Makes both sides think, which is good all around.

On the other hand, pure abuse is just infantile.

Unless its funny. It's all fun and games until some one gets hurt. Then it's hilarious!

Bruce said...

hea J, is it "TIME TO DUEL"?