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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Pluto, Orcus, etc

After having studied the relevant data objectively, I have reached the conclusion that Pluto is Not a planet. I was bitter when this change was first announced, but I have had a change of heart.

Neither is Orcus, but when I found out about Orcus, I thought what a frickin cool name for a celestial body! I think we should name all the dwarf-planet objects out there by Pluto after demons and death-gods! It'll be like the Halloween part of the solar system.

By the way I hate that Pluto is the name of mickey mouse's dog. Have I ever mentioned how deeply I despise Walt Disney Co? Especially mickey mouse. I hate their commericals for Disney land and for their stupid retreaded movies. The only commercials cheesier are commercials put out by low budget churches. "If you don't take time out to take your kids to Idiot land to meet magical Fathead and his barking spider how can you have Hope for the Future of Change"... Ok maybe Barak Obama's speeches also rival Disney commercials for empty hype, fluff and self aggrandizement. "Recapture the Magic!" barf.

OOO- I saw Obama masks at Walmart for like $10! I naturally stuck a devil's pitch fork through it's eyes and mouth. But here's a free good idea: Buy one, stuff it, stick it on a pole in your front yard with blood and puss drooling from it's mouth for a Halloween decoration. I have always objected to the political season interfering with Halloween every 4 years, but this is a great way to combine the two with out compromising either! Feel free to plagiarize my idea as I am probably too cheap to spend the money anyway. AAAACK gotta run

Sunday, September 14, 2008


I can remember exactly where and when I was when I decided I liked flannels. Battle Mountain, Nevada. August or September 1996. I had been wearing a white shirt and tie everyday for closing in on a year and a half, like 60 hours a week easy, every week. The weather was fallish. Our neighbor was out raking leaves. He looked so comfortable and at peace with the universe, so utterly carefree and simple. Something of a contrast to the intense, supermonk lifestyle I was in the middle of. He was wearing a flannel. and walmart jeans.

When I'd wrapped up my sidewalk preacher days and thrown away some rather ratty white shirts and slacks, and gotten some even rattier jeans instead- and tennis shoes- it was 1997. I was a college student, and flannels, untucked and unbuttoned, as part of a sort of grunge/pearl jam look was still just barely in vogue. This I embraced. I was sort of seeing this girl who was what you might call "troubled" (married her). I still had my missionary trench coat, and of course she owned a trench coat as well-- I mean, how could you look like you were potentially going to go shoot up a high school with out a trench coat?-- We used to enjoy wearing our boots, trenchcoats and backwards ball caps together.

Whether has turned fallish again. Today I broke out my fannel. Makes me happy.

Saturday, September 13, 2008

As if there weren't enough attractive women in the blogosphere!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Fire at Will, Commander!

The guys in StarWars had alot of fun. Except for that guy, Will, who everybody kept shooting at. He had it rough. I wonder if he was the Emporer's runty little brother, who the Emporer was always picking on or something.?

Also, I am going to change my name to Bidden, because all the really cool stuff always seems to be for him.

"No, No, No! Don't touch the cursed locket that gives you super powers! That is for me!" I would shout.

Halloween is coming. I have the best ideas ever for Halloween this year. Moron that later!

Monday, September 8, 2008



I just wanted to see if I could figure out how to do this. Just one minor victory in my wee little conquest of html. Anyhow, I am sure just about everyone who reads this has seen this already, but if you haven't, its a creation of my sister's, originally posted on Frog Droppings.

I thought it was awesomely hilarious. To watch it properly you will have to turn off the stupid music that always comes on when you come to this page (scroll all the way down yidiot)

Friday, September 5, 2008

My Reputation

Ok- What I actually said was:

"Anyone who reads this is a gaybait hillbilly"

Now was that so bad that I deserve to be deleted? I ask you!

Ok Ok... just kidding, geez. Don't spazz out!

What I really actually said was:

Well, darn it all I can't remeber now. Something about Aesop's fable about a donkey going to market, and ... being cranky... Fish. And Serious Jokes.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

This was very mildly interesting. Very.

Zwanzug. Ruy Lopez. Skewer. Fianchetto. Discovery. Tempo.