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Monday, August 18, 2008

I love it when you shave!

I shave it when you love.

Win it! I shave your love!

Shave your eye! Love it! Win!

You shave it when? AYE, Love!

I win! You shave it, love!

I shave ewes, love! It wins!

Win Ewes! Love shaves it's eyes!

Aye, when you shave it, love!

When it eyes your shave, love...

Love it when your eyes shave.

Win your shave?! I love it!!!!

13 comments:

Bruce said...

wow. that could be taken any number of ways. but i do have nice legs though, thank you.

Dana Cheryl said...

so if shaving denotes love what does waxing symbolize...

timpani76 said...

WAXING SYMBOLIZES PAIN!!!

lizS said...

he was giggling in bed last night as he made these up. the catalyst? i think i said something like, boy, i love it when you shave. he sure is interesting to live with.

timpani76 said...

Man, you know I would not even know what to do with Erik if his face was clean shaven. After like 10 years of mustache and goatee, it would be truly freaky to have him shave it all off.

Anonymous said...

I use love when it shaves!

I win it's used shave, love!

Anonymous said...

I win used love? Shave!!!

Bruce said...

i saw a show on tv once where this girls soon to be mother in law gave her a bikini wax. it was funny, the girl was trying not to cry and the mother in law was all "its all right, we are almost half way done."

Dana Cheryl said...

Lord have mercy! What is American television coming to? Who thought that would be a good idea for a tv show?! lol!!

Just think these folks are paid millions to think up stuff the American public will watch. I think it's all a front. The high powered tv exec in the glassed in high-rise corner office image the portray. In actuality these tv exec are sitting in a basement somewhere passing the bong & eating Fritos. Saying stuff along the lines of, "dude yeah dude uh yeah man... ya know what i'd pay to watch...ya man get this dude future mother-in-laws mud wrestling their future daughter-in-laws."

We won't continue this conversation to the point where wax got involved.

Dear Lord I think we've offically become the stupidest nation on the planet. (Collectively not individually) We're ripe for a hostile take over by Canada any day now.

Bruce said...

it was a show call engaged and under aged. and i already said it was a bikini wax.

Eyepoke said...

Only the people who actually watch TV...

I think TV is going down anyway- By the time we are grandparents we will be wierd for even remembering that once there were only half a dozen options for tubing out, and that these all had to travel via radio waves.And kids will laugh at the very thought of waiting out a commercial! The internet is taking over everywhere and TV is doomed. The internet is the great equalizer. Any joker at home can post video and people watch it for free all over the planet if it is halfway decent.

Liz and I haven't ever had actual Tv piped into our house- we have net flix-

anyhow gtg

Eyeing shaved love-ewe?Win it! (sorry couldn't resist)

Eyepoke said...

How can anyone take Hollywood seriously anyway? How many Scientologists per capita out there? Hollywood is the laughingstock of the world.

Dana Cheryl said...

Yeah youtube is way better than tv. If I had to choose I'd definitely pick the net. Still I like to have tv for the Olympics and the SciFi channel.