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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Reflections

This morning I was getting ready for a little pre-work 5k. I had my shoes and my running clothes in a little pile, but I was still wearing jeans and a T-shirt. I stripped off my shirt in order to exchange it for my running shirt. As I did so, I caught a glance at myself in the mirror.

It may be that the reason my twin didn't survive, was to keep me from turning gay. I'm that good-looking.

18 comments:

lizS said...

AAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

jbcrider said...

Actually now that you mention it. I had the same thought. Not about you but me...sizzzzzzle

pie-seas79 said...

Well everyone at COJ always seemed to think so. Have a big head much??:) Although today I announced that I was in fact a genius.

timpani76 said...

Thanks John, I prefer not to think of my male friends as semi-nude. What if Renae blogged something like this? Would you think it was funny?

What if I told a similar story?
Geez, now I'm thinking of myself too. Woo! I am hot! Obviously, totally joking about your silly story. I laughed, as usual when I visit your blog.

I think Colista should post more funny big head John stories (from CofJ or wherever).

Anonymous said...

John, you are so ate up!

Eyepoke said...

T-dog, you had me going there for a minute.

Crider: you are one good-lookin sack o man!

Pie: Nice to hear you come out of the closet- about being a genius that is. I do think it is better to get these things out in the open, rather than letting them fester.

Also- about me being so well loved at CoJ... tell me more. You could go one in that vein for hours as far as I am concerned.

Eyepoke said...

and who says I am "ate up"? Jessica, is that you?

Bruce said...

yes once he hit 20 years old all the 14 year old COJ girls loved him. what was her name again?

Bruce said...

and where can i get me one of thoes mirrors.

Eyepoke said...

Sorry Bro. Don't think they make em that size.

Bruce said...

well played john, well played.

lizS said...

are you directing that coj comment at me? cause i was never coj. i was one of the 14 year olds though. the difference, of course, is that i MARRIED him. eventually.

Bruce said...

no not at you liz, but it proves our point none the less.

Anonymous said...

*I* say you're ate up!! ME!! Don't go accusing people of something they didn't do! It was ME! NOT Jessica! ME!!!!

Anonymous said...

What are you talking about FREAK SHOW???!!! I said John was ate up, not you! Why don't you go kiss my big broad boo-tae? Don't go claiming you did what I did!!

Anonymous said...

Hey now! I will NOT have someone else out there claiming credit for MY post! Now you stop it right this instant or I shall be forced to find your enormously "broad boo-tae" and give it a swift kick! And when I am done with that, I shall give the next acre a swift kick, and then the next, and so on, until either I have covered the entire mass, or get too tired to kick anymore! *I* said that John was ate up, and I don't want to hear anymore about it!

lizS said...

And DO NOT make me say it again!!!!!!! Like I said, it was me.

Anonymous said...

Stoppit! It was me! :(