Saturday, March 22, 2008
The second time this has happened this month
Today at Walmart I saw a man with a tail. He looked angry too. He was trying to buy bannannas and peanutbutter and a "who farted?" T-shirt, but the check out girl kept eating his money. He demanded to speak with her manager after a couple iterations of this behavior, but she said she was the manager, so he said he was going to call Sam Walton, and she said he was dead. He said no he was only wounded and he was sick of this type of prejudicial treatment on account of his tail and she said his tail had nothing to do with it. A fat person behind him was leaning on his shopping cart full of generic cola and ho-hos for support. At this point he spoke up in a wheeze and asked for Marlboro Reds in a box, but the girl said just a minute and the man with a tail gave him a very dirty look. Then she said if he didnt pay up she would call security. He said thats funny because I work as security at this Walmart. The woman behind the fat man left the express line they were in and headed for another line at this point. The fat man opened a cola and started to drink. Meanwhile I was looking at Magic cards but I noticed my 2 year old running away so I had to run after him and I did not get to see what happened next.